Pulp Culture Knee-Jerk I

This is the first of a recurring segment I hereby dub: "Pulp Culture Knee-Jerk". The idea is to take two pulpy,useless, annoying pieces of reality and smoosch them together into a bizarro-gestalt that means even less than than the two original ideas. Round one: I was on vbs.tv and saw this then I saw this and it reminded me of when I saw this.
Imagine a kid with Down's Syndrome and a northern english accent thick as fuckin' prime rib that can flow over the worst/fastest/Donkest beats and then imagine how much more watchable "What Is It" would have been if the soundtrack was a Donked-out version of the Benny Hill theme song (yakkity-sax?) with that Down's MC kid spittin' some unintelligible shit over top of it. Just food for thought here. Mooshy, soupy, Puréed, old-folks-home-style food for thought. Also, could this be the next Grey Album? That is a whole 'nuther can of conceptual shit.