Tuesday, May 6, 2008

I Must Be Satisfied.

Here it all is, in black, white, and color.

"RUN, It's Godzilla!" then someone on youtube posted the comment "Wow you're going to die alone and miserable with nobody around to tell you they love you."
But I wasn't sure what it was about because whoever posted the thing that they were going to die alone about deleted their comment so I couldn't read it.
Sometimes that's just the way the old ship sinks.
Sometimes that's just the way the turtle soups.
Sometimes that's just the way the con tacts.
Sometimes that's just the way the rain forests.
Sometimes that's just the way the flight plans.
Sometimes that's just the way the bell bottoms.
Sometimes that's just the way the juice box.
Sometimes that's just the way the some things.
Sometimes that's just the way the park rangers.
Sometimes that's just the way the base balls.
Sometimes that's just the way the hot dogs.
Sometimes that's just the way the donkey punches, baby.
On that enlightened sentiment, I bid, then "farewell" and rode my gallant steed all the way to the top, all the way to the sunstep. I thought I got off, nah, nah, nah, I thought you were my boss. I could have sworn I got hired last week for like, sevenfifty an hour. Nah, Nah, It was all a dream a weird, strange dream.
I had a dream about that one Zach Galafanakis stand-up thing where he is dressed like Little Orphan Annie. Trust me, it was fuckin' weird.
Trust me it was fuckin' funny.
Trust me it was not funny.
Class to the classes. Blass to the glasses. Welcome back to the backseat, hay baby its time to start rebating your taxes, all over the work is, don't forget to deposit the cashes.
I am the best gardener on my block because I fertilize all the plans with doo-doo.
Impossible you say?
Nah, Nah, Nah. Impossible you say?
Nah, Nah, Nah. I've got all those green fingers and toes, just like my hero Godzilla.
When you spell my hero's name the spell check on the blogger spellcheck function says that my hero's name is spelled wrong and when you check to see what the right spelling is, it gives "Goodwill" as the only option. But i knew that already. They are virtually synonymous, Godzilla and Goodwill.
Godzilla=Goodwill.
I mean like, duh, man. Figure. It. Out.
Man.

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