God is Gay, God's a Dude, God's the Guy With the Bad Attitude

To clarify: I am referring to the white, bearded, gay guy of the Judeo-Christian faith.
Let's see how Eric feels.

Yep, that's what I thought.
So, God equals Gay.
Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay GAY. Gay.
In the, most-gay-est, (Gayer than Thou) gay-ass sense of the - spirit of the essence of the-meaning of the word - gay.
Like, duh.
Like no shit, fool.
Shit.
AKA GOD IS A gay (like no duh).
Yes, A Gay.

P.S. God hates gay people so he really hates himself. Because he is gay.